I figure if you're willing to click on an extra page, you deserve some juicy details about me. Just pretend you're reading a Tiger Beat magazine circa 1987, and keep checking back for new updates!

*I am addicted to guacamole, so if we ever order a bowl, just know I SUCK at sharing.

*My biggest fear is my parking meter expiring.  I have a weekly panic attack over this (thank you LA county).

*I can't go to sleep unless I brush my teeth, and if I fall asleep before I do,  I will invariably wake up to brush them. 

*My deep dark secret is that I watched the Young & The Restless for years. Blame my grandma, she hogged the tv. 

*I never ever EVER drink beer. Due to an utterly disgusting one bowl concoction of a stolen beer and everything on the kraft services table, I can't even take a drink of one with out getting sick.  Hey, I was 8, I had no idea it would hamper my St. Patrick's days for years to come.

*I can perfectly mimic any character Mike Judge has ever done. While I think this is a cool and useful skill, I'm not sure my cable provider likes taking payments from Beavis, Butthead, or Hank Hill.  

*I am pretty sure my daughter is not only smarter than me, but can already out sing me.  She's 1. I'm not sure if this just makes her super girl, or makes me need to go back to school. 

*I never touch gum that has been chewed. No kidding. Don't try to hand it to me or trick me with it, bc I will freak out. You have been warned. 

*Every time I go to the mall, I buy myself a Hot Dog on a stick. Or a Double Doozie. Or both. Don't judge me, they are delicious and filled with cheer. 

*My favorite Disney movie is Pinocchio. My wife finds this creepy. 

*I got my first tattoo when I was 29. I have 4 to date.

*Every day I read my daughter a book about a snail in Snoop Dog's voice like in Turbo.  I'm pretty sure she prefers that to my regular voice.

*I am addicted to history and have watched every History Channel special on WWII more times than I can count.